The アフリカのポルノ映画"No guy has all 3" meme is searching in vain for the perfect guy on Twitter.
Users are listing their perfect trifecta and putting men everywhere on blast for not not having it. If they're strong in one area, chances are they're falling short in others.
If a man has abs and a nice car, they probably don't have decision-making skills. You'd also be lucky to find any of the three vital mats in a man's bathroom.
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The meme has also twisted itself in a number of beautiful ways to incorporate everything from Twilight to Beauty and the Beast.
You want the third one above all else!
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The three pillars of male stability
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What's a vegetable? 🤔
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This person is enlightened
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If he doesn't have juju eyeballs, we don't want him
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Kombucha Girl knows
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I'm just out here looking for my Nathan
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These are the basic necessities of life, fellas. Get a clue.
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Bonus if his family kicks ass at baseball
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On some level, we're all just looking for Gaston
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