Your body is mom and dad having sex videos hota wonderland, and you should treat it as such. That means decorating it with jewelry designed by none other than John Mayer.
The singer-songwriter/guitarist/lothario has a new line of jewelry, and it's perfect if you want everyone to know you're kinda sensitive and you love weed.
SEE ALSO: John Mayer enlightens us on his lengthy night-time skincare routineThe collection, a collaboration with jeweler George Frost, is available on the fine website JohnMayer.com.
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This necklace reads, "love is a verb," if you spin the pendant around really quickly.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Apparently some of the beads spell out John Mayer lyrics in Morse code? Cool!
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Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Take all your big plans and break them, because you don't want to be seen without John Mayer jewelry.