Sebastian was right: the human world is ?? ?? ??definitely a mess.
A teeny pet crab named Crabby managed to escape his tank, and was out for a stroll through his owner's home when the unthinkable occurred: he was mistaken by his caretaker's mother for a large spider.
The resulting video's racked up more than 4,000 retweets on Twitter, and probably way more laughs.
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Crabby was almost swept out into the cold before his owner, Twitter user Conner Payne, discovered the misunderstanding.
Per Payne's follow-up tweets, Crabby lost a leg on his journey, but is safe and sound in his tank.
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Congratulations to Crabby on his bravery. RIP, your leg.
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