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Today was the day Donald Trump read off a teleprompter.

After Trump came under fire from nearly everyone for failing to criticize the white supremacists behind Charlottesville,are they any videos of the porn star monroe having sex two days later, the president finally dragged himself to a podium today to state, once and for all, that racism is bad.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.

It's a lesson most of us learned in the womb, and Trump delivered it with as much enthusiasm as, say, a depressed Siri. For many people watching, it was clear that Trump had no interest in condemning the alt-right folks that make up part of his base.

SEE ALSO: 10 things Trump denounces more than hate crimes and white supremacists

Though Trump technically criticized the white supremacists behind the rally, he neglected to call it an act of domestic terrorism. He has called far less, far worse, on a far shorter timeline.

Here are the completely benign people, places and things Trump has condemned more harshly than Charlottesville's neo-Nazis.

1. People who drink diet coke

2. CNN

#FraudNewsCNN #FNN pic.twitter.com/WYUnHjjUjg
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 2, 2017

3. Rosie O'Donnell

4. Mika Brzezinski's face

5. The Failing New York Times

That is incorrect. NYT’s business is thriving. Most ever paid subs: 3.3 million; and growing profit, income and revenues. (1/2) pic.twitter.com/NE5fqu8RVW
— NYTCo Communications (@NYTimesComm) August 7, 2017

6. "The AmazonWashington Post"

7. His own Senate Majority Leader

8. His own healthcare legislation

9. Kristen Stewart's relationship with Robert Pattison

10. Everything Barack Obama has ever done

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11. ABC

12. NBC

13. NATO

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14. Pretty much every anti-Russian postwar alliance

15. The FBI

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16. The mayor of London

17. The Pharma Exec who resigned from his tech council because he thought Trump was too racist

18. Senator Flake

19. Senator Schumer

GREAT meeting today with the best staff in the history of the world!!! pic.twitter.com/ocE1xhEAac
— Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) June 12, 2017

20. Senator Blumenthal

21. Presidents who golf too much (um)

President Obama should have gone to Louisiana days ago, instead of golfing. Too little, too late!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 23, 2016

22. New Hampshire

23. China

24. Mexico

25. Australia

26. Germany

27. Most of his staff

28. Robert Mueller

29. Andrew McCabe

30. Every single one of our trade deals

31. Transgender soldiers

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32. War heroes

33. Adam Schiff

Sleazy Adam Schiff, the totally biased Congressman looking into "Russia," spends all of his time on television pushing the Dem loss excuse!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 24, 2017

34. Polls that don't favor him

35. Crooked Hillary

36. Chelsea Clinton

37. The "phony" Russia investigation

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38. The fake news media

39. The FAKE AND FRAUDULENT news media

The FAKE & FRAUDULENT NEWS MEDIA is working hard to convince Republicans and others I should not use social media - but remember, I won....
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 1, 2017

40. Greta Van Susteren

41. Megyn Kelly and her period