Now that the dust has settled,vivid kim kardashiam sex video it seems obvious Zack Snyder's Justice Leaguehas emerged victorious in the battle of the Justice Leagues. If online buzz and professional reviews (including ours) are anything to go by, the general consensus appears to be that Snyder's newly released cut is a vast improvement on the 2017 theatrical version.
At the same time, though, it's obvious certain parts of the film have more to gain than others from those two extra hours of run time. So who's the winner among winners? By that, we don't mean which character triumphs in the plot, or which character comes out looking the best. We want to know who gets the sweetest upgrades from Snyder's vision — and who sees only minimal benefits.
To find out, we did some very scientific* calculations** and came up with a definitive*** answer. Below are our findings, in order of how much each element was improved by Zack Snyder's Justice League.
* Not at all scientific** Opinions*** Completely subjective; YMMV
16. Steppenwolf
Zack Snyder's Justice League: Steppenwolf Credit: HBO Max Steppenwolf is a much more fleshed-out character in ZSJL, with a clearer backstory and more explicable motivations. He's revealed to be the disgraced minion of an even bigger bad, and his Mother Box plan is just one element in an even larger scheme — presumably laying the groundwork for an even more epic sequel we'll probably never get to see. Intriguing?
New look, new backstory, new friends: +30
... Well, more like "new boss and a bunch of new coworkers who seem to hate him": -10
... Honestly, the new look isn't much of an improvement either: -10
More Steppenwolf material ≠ more interesting Steppenwolf material: -40
STEPPENWOLF TOTAL: -30
15. The Joker
Jared Leto's Justice Leaguecameo is reportedly among the few new sequences shot for ZSJL, and it garnered a fair amount of pre-release hype. His actual involvement, however, is limited to a single scene at the very end of the movie. The epilogue is an extended version of the "Knightmare" material we've seen before, which teases a dystopian future so bleak that Batman has been forced to turn to the Joker for help — though Joker, naturally, is much more interested in taunting him.
Yeah, this Joker is still more annoying than scary: -20
And his scene has nothing to do with anything: -10
I guess it's a win for him he's here at all: +30
Doesn't even say "We live in a society": -20
JOKER TOTAL: -20
14. Darkseid
Zack Snyder's Justice League: Darkseid Credit: HBO Max Just a few lines ago, when we said there was a bigger bad behind Steppenwolf? That would be Darkseid, who did not appear at all in the theatrical Justice Leaguebut gets a few scenes here to emphasize that he's the one in control. In fact, it was he, not Steppenwolf, who battled Earth all those centuries ago in this version, and he, not Steppenwolf, who seems destined to become this film franchise's equivalent of Thanos.
Gets to be in the movie now. Good for him!: +20
But you'll have to wait for the (nonexistent) sequel for the payoff: -5
You're gonna have to explain this Anti-Life Equation thing to me again because I don't follow: -5
So he just...forgot where Earth is?: -20
DARKSEID TOTAL: -10
13. That random Russian family
Justice League: Russian family Credit: Screenshot: HBO Max Remember those nameless Russians who almost perish in the climax of the theatrical Justice Leaguebefore the Flash swoops in to save them? No? Well, that's fine, because they aren't in this version at all.
Getting unceremoniously dumped from the movie: -20
Getting to avoid the whole "fear of imminent death" thing: +25
THAT RANDOM RUSSIAN FAMILY TOTAL: +5
12. Lois Lane
Zack Snyder's Justice League: Lois Lane Credit: Screenshot: HBO Max ZSJLallows us into more of Lois's grieving process, which includes a sad-sweet routine where she brings coffee every day to the cop guarding Heroes Park. We also get more hints of where her future could have gone (a pregnancy test?? 👀), and she shows up at Superman's resurrection of her own volition rather than as a "big gun" brought in by Batman.
That awful "thirst" joke is gone: +10
Aww, her reunion with Clark is genuinely touching: +5
Still no payoff for that vague "Lois is the key" line: -5
LOIS LANE TOTAL: +10
11. Batman
Zack Snyder's Justice League: Batman Credit: HBO Max Because Batman was already basically the protagonist of the theatrical Justice League, he has less to gain than some of his teammates from the extended run time. The differences in his portrayal are tweaks, not total overhauls. For instance, he still wants to revive Superman, but his thinking around it is different (less symbolic, more pragmatic), and he's less of an asshole about debating it with his fellow heroes.
No more "do you bleed" callback, and less awkwardly quippy banter in general: +5
Gets to drop an F-bomb (at the Joker, naturally): +5
Still doesn't know you can just buy a house without buying a whole bank: -5
It really is a bummer we didn't get more movies with Batfleck, isn't it?: +10
BATMAN TOTAL: +15
10. Martian Manhunter
Zack Snyder's Justice League: Martian Manhunter Credit: Screenshot: HBO Max Surprise! ZSJLestablishes that not only is Martian Manhunter part of this universe, he's been hiding in plain sight this whole time, under the guise of Calvin Swanwick (Henry Lennix) in Man of Steeland Batman v Superman. He first appears midway through ZSJLpretending to be Martha Kent to comfort a grieving Lois Lane, and then reappears near the end to stop by Batman's house and introduce himself.
Oh, cool, he's in this now!: +20
It's gonna be so awkward when Lois and Martha realize what really happened: -5
Fun MoS/ BvSretcon, though:+5
MARTIAN MANHUNTER TOTAL: +20
9. Iris West
Zack Snyder's Justice League: Iris West Credit: Screenshot: HBO ZSJLreinstates Iris West after the 2017 version left her on the cutting room floor entirely. She only has one scene, but it's a memorable one: She and the Flash (her future love interest) make eyes at each other on the street, and then she immediately gets into a horrible car accident and he uses his super-speed to save her. It's love at first sight! Maybe!
Heck yeah, Iris finally taking her rightful place in this movie: +20
... Which turns out to be a pretty minor one, with almost no lines: -5
But hey, apparently she's back in for the new Flash movie whenever that happens: +10
IRIS WEST TOTAL: +25
8. Aquaman
Zack Snyder's Justice League: Aquaman Credit: HBO Max ZSJLoffers a ton of new Aquaman material, though much of it is conveying stuff we already know thanks to his 2018 film (like that he has a troubled relationship with the Atlantean side of his family). His mentor Nuidis Vulko shows up in this version, and his future love interest Mera gets more screen time as well.
Still can't go from land to sea without making a whole big show of it: +10
Expanded backstory would be more exciting if we hadn't already seen Aquaman: -5
There's a whole scene of Icelandic villagers singing at him for no reason: +20
One of them picks up his recently removed sweater to smell it: +5
AQUAMAN TOTAL: +30
7. The DCEU
Zack Snyder's Justice League: Aquaman, Cyborg, The Flash Credit: HBO Max That ZSJLdevotes significant chunks of time to setting up other movies makes sense when you remember the film was originally designed as the linchpin to a larger shared universe. The added Cyborg, Flash, and Aquaman material is clearly intended to springboard the characters into their solo films (of which only Aquaman's has actually come to pass), while the Darkseid stuff lays the groundwork for an Infinity War/ Endgame-level showdown later on. Martian Manhunter and Joker's appearances onlymake sense if you assume they'll be back for another movie later. And so on, and so forth.
If you like the Snyder DCEU movies at all, ZSJLwill make you wish for more of them: +50
But at this point, they still seem exceedingly unlikely to happen: -20
Which means this movie spends a lot of time spinning its wheels to get nowhere: -5
Then again, isn't the very existence of ZSJLproof that you never know?: +5
THE DCEU: +30
6. Wonder Woman
Zack Snyder's Justice League: Wonder Woman Credit: HBO Max As with Batman, Wonder Woman was already a central player in the theatrical version, and isn't drastically altered for Snyder's update. But she takes a more proactive role in team leadership, instead of having to be nudged into it by Batman, and her people — the Themyscirans — get more screen time, which in turn gives them and their relationship to her more weight.
Less gross ogling from Aquaman and the Flash: +10
Gets her Indiana Jones on by exploring an ancient temple: +5
A team leader in her own right and of her own volition: +15
C'mon, that scene of her comforting that little girl is just reallycute: +5
WONDER WOMAN TOTAL: +35
5. Dads
Zack Snyder's Justice League: Silas Stone Credit: HBO Max It'd be an exaggeration to say mostof what wound up getting cut for the theatrical edit was daddy issues, but it sure looks like a lot of it was! In ZSJL, Cyborg's expanded role puts much more prominence on his relationship with his dad, Silas, while Silas himself gets to play a more active role in the Mother Box goings-on (and even gets a notable supporting character of his own — see below). Meanwhile, Superman meditates on the legacies left to him by both Jor-El and Jonathan Kent, the Flash takes his imprisoned father's advice to heart in a climactic moment, and Aquaman concludes his adventure by deciding to go visit his dad. Aww.
Nice of ZSJLto give dads their day in the sun after BvSwent so hard on moms: +20
I'm not crying you're crying: +20
Hey, that's future Atom Ryan Choi hanging out in the Silas scenes!: +5
Most of these poor dads are dead or imprisoned 😢: -5
DADS TOTAL: +40
4. Superman
Zack Snyder's Justice League: Superman Credit: HBO Max In both versions, Superman spends most of the movie dead, wakes up confused, battles the good guys, leaves with Lois Lane, and then eventually returns in time to help save the day. But ZSJLspends more time on that journey, even following Superman on a post-revival pilgrimage to the Kryptonian ship where he listens to the voices of his dead dads and retrieves his black-and-white resurrection suit.
No digitally removed mustache: +5
No more nonsense monologues about how hope died with Superman: +10
Snazzy suit, Supes: +10
Actual emotional stakes for Superman as a character and not just a plot point: +30
SUPERMAN TOTAL: +55
3. The Flash
Zack Snyder's Justice League: The Flash Credit: HBO Max The most obvious changes to the Flash's arc are that meet-cute with Iris (detailed above) and a much more interesting job in the climax — namely, running fast enough to do time travel, rather than saving a few civilians as he does in the theatrical edit. But there are subtler tweaks, too, that lend him more emotional depth and frame him as less insecure and less aggressively quirky.
Again: time travel!: +40
And a love interest!: +10
And a free hot dog that he pockets while in super speed mode to win over some dogs: +10
THE FLASH TOTAL: +60
2. Cyborg
Zack Snyder's Justice League: Cyborg Credit: HBO Max Cyborg gets a tonmore screen time in ZSJL, and a lot more narrative progression and emotional exploration to go with it. His origin story is laid out in all its bittersweet glory — the fatal accident, the grieving father, the desperate experiments — and his powers are better explained. His contentious relationship with his dad serves as a major emotional through line, and culminates in one of the most heartbreaking scenes of the whole movie. He's still a pretty downbeat character, but one whose anguish (and eventual move toward healing) feel much more earned.
Essentially promoted from plot device to lead character: +50
Seriously, no wonder Ray Fisher hated that other version: +30
Is basically the god of technology, apparently??: +20
Which somehow still feels less creepy than whatever Twitter or Facebook are up to IRL?: +10
CYBORG TOTAL: +110
1. Zack Snyder
Zack Snyder's Justice League: Ben Affleck, Gal Gadot, Zack Snyder Credit: Clay Enos / Warner Bros. It's dizzying how quickly the tables have turned for Zack Snyder. In 2017 he was struggling to right the ship with Justice Leagueafter Batman v Supermangot so much negative feedback; in 2021 he's the guy who's belatedly saving Justice Leagueafter the guy they brought on to replace him screwed it up even worse. ZSJLfeels like Snyder at his most indulgently himself, with his signature stylistic flourishes, epic-scale storytelling, and downbeat drama sprawled out over an extravagant four-hour run time. Above all, the film represents a triumph of his creative vision over nervous studio execs, skeptical fans, lagging box office, and even personal tragedy. Who's enjoying a bigger win than that?
Even by Zack Snyder movie standards, this is a veryZack Snyder movie: +50
And it turns out people kinda dig that: +30
Not just talking about the hardcore stans, either: +20
Can only imagine how sweet vindication tastes for him right now: +100
ZACK SNYDER TOTAL: +200
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