Donald Trump will have artistic gay sex videohis 100th day in office on Saturday, April 29. The day is used historically as a big indicator of what's to come in an administration.
The public will be exposed to loads of information comparing Trump to past presidents, and data about his actions in office thus far. But, the administration is more than the POTUS. How has the rest of Trump's team spent the first 100 days of the administration?
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Secretary Ben Carson
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Ben Carson Dr. Ben Carson, then-director of pediatric neurosurgery at Johns Hopkins Children's Center, holds a model of the heads of conjoined twins Tabea and Lea Block of Lemgo, Germany, during a news conference in Baltimore. Carson is the only 2016 candidate for president who has never led a state or company or run for political office, but the retired neurosurgeon maintains that someone who can lead life-or-death operations surely can run the country
GOP 2016 Carson as Neurosurgeon, Baltimore, USA
Credit: Gardner/AP/REX/Shutterstock Secretary Carson's time at the helm of the Housing and Urban Development department has thus far been marred by the fact that he is still working 9-5 at a hospital as a brain surgeon. Carson apparently forgot to tell the hospital he got a new job and at this point it has been too long and would be awkward. He has been getting two hours of sleep a night for 100 straight days and he drinks 16 cups of coffee a day. According to Carson, the hospital will receive his two weeks notice once "things start to settle down there."
White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon
WASHINGTON, DC - APRIL 10: White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon attends a ceremony in the Rose Garden where Associate Justice Neil Gorsuch was administered the judicial oath at the White House April 10, 2017 in Washington, DC. Earlier in the day Gorsuch, 49, was sworn in as the 113th Associate Justice in a private ceremony at the Supreme Court. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images) Credit: Getty Images Bannon's first 100 days have mostly been spent outside of the White House, in that big hole by the lake where he lives. Locals call him "Lake Devil" and he does that thing certain spiders do where they hide underground with just one arm sticking out like it's a worm or a caterpillar and then when something comes to investigate they leap out and eat them. In terms of governing, though, he has also been bad.
Secretary Rex Tillerson
WASHINGTON, DC - JANUARY 11: Former ExxonMobil CEO Rex Tillerson, U.S. President-elect Donald Trump's nominee for Secretary of State, testifies during his confirmation hearing before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee January 11, 2017 on Capitol Hill in Washington, DC. Tillerson is expected to face tough questions regarding his ties with Russian President Vladimir Putin. (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images) Credit: Getty Images Rex Tillerson's first 100 days have been dominated by his attempts to create a "Jaeger Program" -- named after and exactly the same as the program from 2013's Pacific Rim, in which Jaegers are large robots merged with human minds and used to fight off the colossal Kaiju (monsters emerging from a portal in the ocean hellbent on destroying earth). Tillerson watched the film on a plane while he flew to Germany during his first foreign trip as Secretary of State. He told the president about it and was immediately brought home to develop the program.
Secretary Betsy Devos
WASHINGTON, DC - JANUARY 17: Betsy DeVos, President-elect Donald Trump's pick to be the next Secretary of Education, testifies during her confirmation hearing before the Senate Health, Education, Labor and Pensions Committee in the Dirksen Senate Office Building on Capitol Hill January 17, 2017 in Washington, DC. DeVos is known for her advocacy of school choice and education voucher programs and is a long-time leader of the Republican Party in Michigan. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images) Credit: Getty Images Secretary Devos has not been seen since she was confirmed on February 7. According to the administration, she is somewhere in the Acadian Forest region, hunting large predators to extinction in order to "improve the lives of K-12 public school children in the U.S."
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer
WASHINGTON, DC - MARCH 20: White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer speaks to the media during his daily briefing at the White House, on March 20, 2017 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty Images) Credit: Getty Images Sean Spicer's first 100 days have gone very badly.
White House Innovations Director Jared Kushner
WASHINGTON, DC - FEBRUARY 7: (AFP OUT) Jared Kushner, senior White House adviser, listens during a county sheriff listening session with U.S. President Donald Trump, not pictured, in the Roosevelt Room of the White House on February 7, 2017 in Washington, DC. The Trump administration will return to court Tuesday to argue it has broad authority over national security and to demand reinstatement of a travel ban on seven Muslim-majority countries that stranded refugees and triggered protests. (Photo by Andrew Harrer - Pool/Getty Images) Credit: Getty Images Jared Kushner has been hiding in a clothing rack inside of a Brooks Brothers in Washington D.C. for 100 days. Everyone knows that he is there and they plead with him to come out and he keeps saying "Jared isn't in here."
Secretary Sonny Perdue
WASHINGTON, D.C. - APRIL 25: (AFP-OUT) Agriculture Secretary Sonny Perdue looks on at a roundtable with farmers hosted by US President Donald in the Roosevelt Room of the White House on April 25, 2017 in Washington, DC. During the meeting Trump signed the Executive Order Promoting Agriculture and Rural Prosperity in America. (Photo by Olivier Douliery-Pool/Getty Images) Credit: Getty Images Who the hell is this guy? Nobody knows. He goes to every meeting.
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